Gardening T-Shirt — "I Garden So I Don’t Choke People" Funny Plant Lover Tee
White / S
$27.44
Sale price
$27.44
Regular price
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Let this soft, breathable tee speak for your green-thumb personality. The lightweight ring-spun cotton drapes comfortably while a playful, hand-lettered design — featuring a potted plant and garden tools — reads “I garden so I don’t choke people,” turning a wry sense of humor into wearable charm. The colors are earthy and cheerful, popping against the Natural/white fabric and matching a relaxed weekend routine: tending plants at dawn, swapping cuttings with friends, or lounging after a day in the dirt. It feels lived-in without being sloppy — an easy layer for morning coffee on the porch or a casual plant-swap meet-up.
This shirt blends practical comfort with personality: it holds shape, washes well, and the print methods used preserve crisp detail on sleeves and neck labels. For those who find calm in soil and sarcasm in equal measure, this tee becomes part of the ritual — the one you reach for when you want to be comfortable and say exactly what you mean without saying much at all.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed, elastic collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- DTG/DTF printing methods for clear, durable artwork on main body and sleeves
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; EU 2-year warranty and safety compliance
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Gardening T-Shirt — "I Garden So I Don’t Choke People" Funny Plant Lover Tee
$27.44
Sale price
$27.44
Regular price
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This shirt blends practical comfort with personality: it holds shape, washes well, and the print methods used preserve crisp detail on sleeves and neck labels. For those who find calm in soil and sarcasm in equal measure, this tee becomes part of the ritual — the one you reach for when you want to be comfortable and say exactly what you mean without saying much at all.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed, elastic collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- DTG/DTF printing methods for clear, durable artwork on main body and sleeves
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; EU 2-year warranty and safety compliance
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors